Squirrel, he’s a funny little thing.
He’s got a bushy tail.
Squirrel he steals the farmer’s corn,
And he puts it on the rail…
And he puts it on the rail.

Partridge she’s a pretty little thing.
She’s got a speckled breast.
Partridge steals the farmer’s corn,
And she takes it to her nest…
And she takes it to her nest.

Possum he’s a cunning little thing.
He travels after dark.
Possum ain’t scared of nothing.
‘Til he hears old Brian bark.
‘Til he hears my hound dog bark.

Raccoon’s tail is ringed all around.
Possum’s tail is bare.
Rabbit ain’t got no tail at all,
Just a little wee bunch of hair…
Just a little wee bunch of hair.